More Chocolate, Please

On christmas eve

He even makes a reindeer cake!!!!!!! SO cute, not so much for 6 pounds. Cheapest bottle of wine is 6 pounds, what the hell.

Hyacinth will come out of these.

Barely but I made it and I have survived the trip from the airport as well. On the other side of the road!

Why oh why do I always get this lucky.

Sitting at the airport in Chicago. Bored out of my mind. Everyone wears a coat here, that’s funny, bought some gloves. There are 2 plugs in the entire gate, guess who has one of them and I am not leaving. Really need to go to the bathroom and there is a line of hawks eying my plug, perhaps asking them to watch my stuff, while I find a bathroom, is not the best idea. 2 more hours to go and I already see one infant, I hope they gave him some Benadryl.

UPDATE: the infant family has a one year old, awesome, he is licking the window at the moment and singing, excedrin please.

UPDATE: Guy walked up to me and asked me to give up my plug, I told him no way. -> UPDATE -> told the guy he can have my plug for 30 minutes and he has to watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom.